Tuesday, October 13, 1981

-- Introduction to SHAKE YOUR PISS!

>>> PISS!!?!!
Yep. Even your piss can be shaken/transformed into a tool for peace! How? Well for example: If used properly your annual piss output contains enough nutrients to grow all the grain you need for a year! On the other hand, if used improperly (flushed down a water toilet), those same nutrients will pollute 13,000 gallons of drinking water a year!

In every human activity it seems, we have the option to either destroy the earth on autopilot, or else shake our old ways of doing things and get creative.

In the SHAKE YOUR PISS! pages, we highlight how basic and universal human activities: everything from poo-ing, to collecting food, to stewarding land, can be transformed into opportunities to be consciously peaceful, instead of unconsciously and habitually destructive. (*photo credit: The Humanure Handbook)

1) SHAKE YOUR PISS!

Option 1: Destroy the earth on autopilot.
Option 2: Ass what you can doo for your country.
SQUEEZE YOUR PEACE!
A (com)posting about Gabe's urban HUMANURE experiment! Butt first, a little back-ground:
- Humanure composting is the name given to describe the thermophilic (hot) composting of human excreta, kitchen and garden scraps, and a local and readily available carbonaceous material (straw, sawdust, leaves, newspaper). It is NOT the throwing of raw human excrement onto fields. It is NOT the mouldering (cold) composting process that most conventional composting toilets use. It IS composting in a thermophilic way: releasing the latent thermophilic bacteria that lives in everyone's excreta by using the proper ratios of "greens" (human extreta, kitchen and garden scraps) to "browns" (carbonaceous material), achieving temperatures that kill all harmful pathogens and bacteria, letting the pile 'season' for a year, and producing the most nutrient-rich, 100% safe, pathogen-free garden soil you could possibly ask for.
- Groundwater use in the US exceeds replacement rates by 21 billion gallons a day. Americans use three times as much water as everyone else in the world while 1.2 billion people lack access to fresh water. UN: "Water shortages will cause wars in the 21st Century."
- We believe it is civilized to shit in drinking water. However, there's not enough water on earth for the entire world to adopt the civilized practice of defecating in water and then treating it. The practice is unsustainable.
- We dump 3.619 trillion gallons of polluted sewage water into US coastal waterways each year. 7 million Americans get sick each year from swallowing it.
- The US is losing topsoil about 18 times faster than the soil formation rate. Worldwide only 42 to 84 years of topsoil remains. Both North Africa and what is now the Saharan Desert used to grow food, but both were de-forested and over-farmed without compost (the same agricultural model that we implement).
- To keep the nutrient-depleted topsoil producing we manufacture 140 million tons of chemical fertilizers a year: the #1 source of water pollution.
- Sewage plants (and city drinking water plants) "treat" all water with a chemical not found in nature called Chlorine. Chlorine is known to cause severe memory problems, stunted growth, reproductive problems, cancer, and death in mammals. Over 10,000 cases of cancer each year are directly caused by consumption of chlorinated drinking water. Our culture justifies its use by citing no alternative.
- The process of composting humanure and applying it to agricultural land solves both the problem of sewage-pollution and of diminishing topsoil!

find out MORE!
- www.JenkinsPublishing.com - Here is the whole process laid out plain on the website for the coolest shit expert on earth: Mr. Joseph Jenkins, author of the acclaimed Humanure Handbook (which I own and highly rectal-mend)
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THE URBAN PREDICAMENT:
I've wanted to compost humanure in my own backyard ever since I first studied it and experienced it firsthand while volunteering on organic farms in N. Carolina and California. What always stopped me was the simple fact that I had no backyard!

THE POOR URBAN ARTIST'S CHALLENGES TO COMPOSTING HUMANURE:

1) PERMANENCE: I’m a renter and I constantly live under the threat of having to pick up again and move all my stuff (whether because rent gets raised, or because the housemate downstairs who got addicted to heroin has started to light things on fire and throw paints at me). Given that a humanure compost pile usually takes about a year to build, then needs an additional year to chill-out undisturbed, the conflict becomes clear: how can I provide a stable environment for my humanure pile for at least 2 years (I feel like I’m talking about a pet dog. I guess both are warm and smell sort of funny from time to time) when I can’t even provide a stable environment for my urban self!

2) PORTABILITY: When I move next, since neither leaving the work of my behind behind (serious fines from the landlord and the city), nor throwing it in the garbage (bad karma from earth) are cool options, I need to be able to take my pile with me! How could I relocate my compost pile to wherever I moved to? Since I don’t own a car or truck, and neither do any of my close friends (god bless their car-less ways!), and I’d rather do just about anything then drive a car full of shit around, I have to think about being able to transport all that I own via Xtracycle longbikes at any given moment. How could I transport my compost pile on an Xtracycle?

3) COMMUNITY: To do humanure composting in a city you have to have community support or else be sneaky as hell. Though I live in a Latino musician's collective (see picture of me as a vato fiddler) and we're technically supposed to be all about "the revolution," as Abbie Hoffman pointed out: “hanging up Che Guevarra posters and smoking pot doesn’t make you a revolutionary.” It's pretty likely that at least some of my housemates won't enjoy the idea of putting up with more and more of my crap so-to-speak... My neighbors, who can easily see onto our back patio, are decent Tide with Bleach-washing city folk who'd freak out if they found out (or even slightly sniffed) what I was doing and where I was putting it. After they called the cops and I got fined, the cops’d take away my warm little humanure pile in a scary truck, the sanitation men in uniforms would kill (“cleanse”) it in the chemical chambers, and when they were sure it was dead, they’d dump its remains into the San Francisco bay like they do with the rest of the city scum. Yikes! Frankly, maybe I should buy my humanure a diary and hide it in the attic…

4) LAND: Compost piles need land to sit on. The problem for me is that the closest bit of exposed earth (not covered by concrete or asphalt) to me is the public park 3 blocks away. Beyond that, the only space on this planet earth that I legally have any jurisdiction over, like many urbanites, consists of only the small concrete patio area where we keep our trash, recycling, and green-waste bins.

SOME SOLUTIONS:
Taking on the challenges one by one has revealed interesting, and always comical, solutions to overcoming humanure hardship.

1) Permanence: I can't do much about this one except have a temporary storage space for when I'm finding a new place. My thought at this point is that if I have to move suddenly and need a temporary place to store my stuff, I can always store my compost bin in a self-storage unit with all my other possessions for $30 a month. If I'm going out of the country for a year or more, I have friends at the local community garden who said I could leave my bin there with a padlock on it until I got back.

I solved #'s 2, 4, and part of 3 by realizing that a standard city garbage bin was my answer. With it's wheels I can rope it onto the back of my bike and haul it around. With it's inconspicuous and dirty reputation, a garbage bin won't draw the attention or undue curiosity of anybody in my community, provided I can keep the smell down. Given that the only piece of land I have jurisdiction over is the cement patio where the garbage bins are stored, what else could I store it in, but a garbage bin!?

EXPROPRIATED BY ALIENS:
Noun 1. Expropriation - taking out of an owner's hands (especially taking property by public authority).

With public authority, I expropriated a garbage bin from a Walgreens who I (and common sense) figured could deal for a day without a bin. I left them this message in place of their bin:

“Your compost bin has been abducted by aliens from the planet under this paved one, who will conduct experiments on it for the sake of science. Be comforted by the knowledge that our science will one day save this planet. You can call 415-330-1300 (NorCal waste) to get another one for free. Warmest Regards. (geek victory #634)”


THE SMELL:

3) Community: making sure my community was cool with it had a LOT to do with smell control.

Some of you have heard the story of the infamous "poo suitcase" that I used on my houseboat Gypsy, and how a whole office building was shut down for a week from the smell that was left in their bathroom after I'd flushed the contents of the poo suitcase down their toilet (they thought it'd been a terrorist threat... seriously). The last thing I wanted was the NYPD to come out again, and this time all the way out to San Francisco...

What I didn't know then was that to keep your shit from smelling, you have to have a LOT of carbonaceous material mixed in with it. The way nature lets you know that you need more carbonaceous material in your humanure is by smelling. Smelling is evidence of an anaerobic process - that is, the humanure not getting any oxygen and turning into a liquidy putrid sludge. Carbonaceous material (leaves, straw, sawdust) keeps the pile fluffy and aerobic and not smelling. How much carbonaceous material to put in your pile is simple: if it smells, put in more.

NO SAWDUST IN SF:
The Humanure Handbook recommends that you use a carbonaceous material that's local and readily available. The author uses sawdust, getting a truckload delivered to his New England farm every year.

In the heart of San Francisco, where there is no straw, no usable sawdust (all the local carpentry shops use chemically treated and kiln dried wood), and no Fall season that produces leaves, I thought for a moment that I'd run into a problem.

The answer however, is simple enough: what carbonaceous material do cities have TONS of - that blows down the sidewalks and gutters, and is replenished every single day? The answer is excess newspaper and cardboard. Now, I haven't yet figured out a way to simply and cheaply shred cardboard (although finely shredded cardboard would make SUCH good carbonaceous material) but newspaper's easy to tear with my hands, easy to carry on my bike, and it's fun to shit and piss on it when there's a politician, advertisement, or 'scare story' staring at me from inside my bucket!

So far, my compost bin doesn't smell AT ALL, even if you're standing right next to it! What I do is, after I pee or poo into my 5-gallon bucket, I tear up 2-4 issues of the San Francisco Chronicle and throw it on top. After my bucket gets full I carry it downstairs to the expropriated garbage bin/ now compost bin, and dump it in. Then I tear up about 10 SF Chronicles and throw that on top, like a fresh falling of leaves in the forest.

WHAT'S-HIS-BUCKET?
My toilet set-up is ultra simple and also lends itself to low odor. I went to the hardware store and bought a new 5 gallon bucket with a leak-proof lid for $10. Then I went to the salvaged building supply store and bought a toilet seat for $3. I put a covering of 2-4 SF Chronicles at the bottom of a fresh bucket, then I put the lid on top, and I place the bucket next to the conventional toilet in the bathroom upstairs (the closest bathroom to my tent on the roof). When I need to excrete, I just take the leak-proof lid off and do my thing, putting the toilet seat on top of the bucket if I have to poo. After I'm done, I throw my toilet paper into the toilet and then rip up 2-4 SF Chrons and throw those in. Then I replace the leak-proof lid.

After I've filled a bucket (about a week) I walk it down to my compost bin and dump it. I then use a toilet brush, some eco-cleaner, and just the slightest bit of hose water to clean the bucket as best as I can. It's important to dump the resulting sudsy graywater into the compost pile and not outside on the sidewalk, as doing so would pollute the environment. I've found that leaving my bucket filled for too many days and not dumping it results in stronger odors and makes it harder to clean the smell out later (the bucket is only plastic after all, not stainless steel).

THE LAST WIPE:
My housemates have actually started warming up to the idea of Humanure. In fact, my housemate Israel borrowed the Humanure Handbook from me and is currently poring through it in the other room (they've yet to try it however). My girlfriend Sonya has peed in the bucket a couple times and is working up her comfortability gradually. I haven't had any neighbor or house-visitor complaints about smell or unsightliness. In fact, I've been surprised at the positive reception I've gotten from just about everybody I've told about it.

I remember what it was like to poo when I was my nephew Pace's age. It always made me want to sing, sitting on that smooth white donut with my pants pulled down and feeling the wonderful release of a bowel movement. I thought I'd lost that joy forever. But now, Ah, now I feel I've rediscovered what it means to poop with joy. Now every time I do it I feel like I'm linked-in again to the planet, my home - and the innocence, and the redemption that comes when one participates in the great interdependent symphony of life. (*fart*)

Who knew that saving the planet could be so funky! ~ Gabe 4/15/08

3) SHAKE YOUR SHELTER!

"The President in Washington sends word that he wishes to buy our land. But how can you buy or sell the sky? the land? The idea is strange to us. If we do not own the freshness of the air and the sparkle of the water, how can you buy them?" - Chief Seathl, 1854

The land isn't for sale. The land's never been for sale. The land has been taken by the biggest bullies in the lunchroom: The US Government. Now they hold the land hostage and make us pay obscene ransoms just to have access to what belonged to all of us to begin with.

I never sold my land. Did you?

If you, like me, are one of those people who don't want to spend their whole life running on a hamster wheel (aka 'the american dream') to appease bullies with payments of your lunch money just to have the privilege of sitting at your own table and eating your lunch in peace; if you, like me, want to live simply, with less stuff, in community with other artists, in a way that's actively moving our larger culture towards sustainability, and doing work that serves the community and doesn't generate a lot (or maybe any) income, it takes resourceful thinking to secure decent shelter for yourself.

Some non-traditional ways I've sheltered myself have included: squatting in abandoned buildings for the last year ('08-present) (here's a link to a little clip on indymedia of me and my first squat), living on a houseboat on the coast of Brooklyn (2004), camping out while on bike-tours behind churches and schools, and living up on the roof of a Latino musicians collective in an 8x9 blue nylon camping tent I got for $50 off of Ebay (Dec. '06 - Apr. '08).


Other ways I've considered sheltering myself, and may one day try-out include: living in a biodiesel bus or van, living in a low rent housing co-op, camping up the canyon like SYP! mandolinist Ben Abbott, pooling money with other poor people and buying land collectively, or just rambling. In the meantime, here's the tale of the tent:

THE TENT! From mid-December 2006 to mid-May 2008, I lived up on the roof of a Latino musicians collective in a blue, 8' x 9' summer camping tent I got for $50 on Ebay (In May '08 I relocated the tent down to the patio/deck due to neighbor concerns). It's not only been amazing in a "looks-like-base-camp-on-Everest" kind of way, or the "feel like an anthropologist on a wilderness expedition of San Francisco every night" kind of way, but also a "$100 a month rent" kind of way.

I haven't modified it too much since I got it - just put a tarp over the "rain flap" (which on a $50 tent is no more than another sheet of blue nylon) to keep the rain out, and I ran an extension cord out of the upstairs bathroom window and through my front door (zippers baby) for electricity. In fact, I'm writing this from inside the glowing dome.

Sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's windy. Sometimes it's VERY windy. The other night we had a pelting rain storm and 70mph winds and my tarp-roof was snapping and flapping like a snare drum ensemble practicing. I pulled all my storm gear on and went out with my duct tape and just started cinching down every inch of excess flappiness like a sea captain roping down sails in a gail. Pretty soon it got down to just about one drummer. Even so, going to sleep was tough - the walls of the tent kept heaving in and out from the heavy wind gusts like as if it were going through seizures. I imagined getting blown in my sleep all the way to Utah and waking up dazed on the front lawn of my parents house, surrounded by a pile of wet clothes and papers and busted tent mess... Or maybe I'd wake up in China...where they'd be making versions of SHAKE YOUR PEACE! for 80% less than I'm making it for. Maybe I'd wake up in Oz... where Dorthy would have giant hairy man legs and a booming baritone busting out of her fabulous red sparkly leotard... wait! That's not Oz! That' s the Castro! And lo, he awoke and found before him the shining city of San Francisco, and it was good. But the cool part about being in Oz is that I can jump in my blue hot air balloon and get taken back to the wilderness at any time baby. This is the hot air balloon from the ground:

It's sort of a half-buried hot air balloon. An emerging balloon. A balloon-rise. Here it is again at night:

This shot reminds me of Crested Butte, Colorado one winter when the town got buried in so much snow that the tops of the trees were no more than round lumps coming out of 13 feet of ground level snow. It was like if you stuck a small piece of broccoli under a huge white linen bed sheet - it was just one seamless flow of soft white with small ripples here and there.
Anyways - the snow made every light, big or small, glow like a yellow christmas light, just like in this picture.
A funny story about that trip though, is that one time in the house we were staying in, all of the bathrooms became occupied at the same time, and I really really had to shit. I couldn't hold it. So I grabbed a chair, dug a path out to the road with it, then ran toward a wall of snow that I knew had an open field underneath it. I dug at the wall of snow until I made a little trail into it. Now it was getting into danger zone. Before I realized I had no toilet paper I'd already hung my ass off one edge of the chair and was squeezing out steamers into the Antarctic landscape. Shortly thereafter I noticed that I hadn't really thought about the fact that you pee when you poo, and was more than amused to find out that I'd just peed all over the inside of my pants, as well as the wooden chair whose top was now turning into an ice-skating rink the size of a 12-inch record. What was even funnier was when I finally did realize that I had no toilet paper. And funnier than that, that these were the only ski pants that I'd brought. And even funnier that I was so supposed to compete in them the next day at the ESPN2 Winter X-Games - which turned out to be the pinnacle of my extreme sports career. Yes, indeed, I was in the Winter X-Games once. First and last time. You might say that career sort of went down the shit hole.... But hey, at least I found that shit hole and filled it that time. Skill ladies and gentleman! I filled the shit hole with skill! One brown steamer on an Arctic expedition signing off.

-- Background: What's Behind SHAKE YOUR PISS?

>>> TO PROTEST THE WAR!
2 weeks after I arrived in New York City as a freshman at NYU, 9/11 exploded just down the street from my college dorm, and in one moment I learned more than 4 years of studying could have ever taught me. At first I was scared I was going to be the next to get randomly killed, then I was united with the nation in mourning, then I was disgusted with politicians for war-mongering, then I was disgusted with the nation for not thinking, then I was scared I was going to be the next to get randomly killed.

In the years that followed, I felt it was my duty to march with the thousands of other New Yorkers in each and every colorful parade against the war (which I then sincerely believed were "war protests"), grab my loudest harmonica, sing my loudest songs, and generally "shake my peace til my peace got sore."

Each of these parades would end in the same way: the marchers would reach the end of the specified route and then half of them would go out for coffee and bagels, and the other half would start coagulating in a city park or traffic intersection like soft spaghetti in a concrete kitchen sink. This was where we'd undergo the ritual of getting thrown around and thoroughly bullied by the well-armed Drano of the New York Police Department and their horses.

It was after I finally got arrested at one of these post-parade shout-fests, had my hair and feathers ripped out, got riot-cuffs so tight that I couldn't feel my left thumb for 6 months, got interrogated by detective Iam Bacon who said he'd stuff me in the filing cabinet, and then was released from jail minus my first and favorite C-harmonica, that I realized the futility of continuing to engage with The Man (or whatever you want to call the organized destruction of the planet) in parades. It became apparent to me that for as long as I engaged with them in a game of physical force, no matter how many people I was with, the game was rigged: they'd win. They're the bigger bullies -- and they've way more filing cabinets!

I needed a new way to protest the war...

>>> SHAKE YOUR SALT!

Sitting in court a few weeks later, I began thinking of my home in Utah, its mountains, its rivers, its fields and lakes. I thought about the power of nature and I thought about the power of the government, and I realized that Gandhi had it right when he defied Britain ("The Man" in his time) by marching to the sea with his own two feet, kneeling down in his own Indian Ocean, and making his own salt by hand. He appealed to the huge power of nature and so made the finite power of The Man totally irrelevant. He didn't need The Man's salt because he had salt in his own backyard. Most importantly he had the skills to make a livelihood from his own backyard. I imagined myself dressed in buckskins and running through the Wasatch Mountains like Mexican Tarzan...

My mind replayed the voices of activists I'd heard say again and again that the troops in Iraq weren't representing THEM in this war for middle-eastern oil -- no they'd say, those troops were over there because the POLITICIANS were blah blah blah, because George Bush blah blah blah. These were the same war-protesters who like me weren't thinking twice about taking advantage of the war spoils of the American lifestyle: vegetables and fruit trucked to NY clear from Ecuador, riding in the car 2 walkable miles to the local store, buying a brand new lap-top, taking a plane ride for vacation, and everything else that relies on middle-eastern oil. This also made me realize that Gandhi had it right again when he wouldn't just SAY that the British didn't represent him and he didn't need their violent system, but by his own LIFE ACTION: spinning his own cloth with local Indian cotton, making his own salt, causing political change without any army -- he truly didn't need their representation. By becoming self-reliant he made them irrelevant, and there was no question about who's troops were whose.

>>> I WANNA LIVE MORE, N'PARADE LESS

Sitting on that wooden church pew waiting my turn to take the floor, I had what to me was a great revelation (but hardly a new one): I wanted to try to make my LIFE my war protest. I realized this: it's in the piss activities of my life, the 'mundane' things: how I get around, what I do for a living, what my diet is, what I buy, and even how I dispose of my excrement, that I'm either relying on "the war," or else truly protesting it by living a sustainable and self-reliant alternative.

>>> PEACE starts with my PISS (and things like it)!

The most helpful realization to me in my humble efforts to save the world with my pee pee and other daily activities, has been in realizing their hidden power --these choices CAN be the difference between literally growing flowers for the planet, and figuratively mailing them to its early funeral service. When I doubt I just consider the power of piss:

My annual piss output contains enough soil nutrients to grow a field of grain to feed me for the entire year!
That might sound gross.
But you know what sounds more gross?
3-trillion gallons of "treated" sewage sludge destroying the coastal environment!

So then the trick is: how do we get our literal and metaphorical " piss" to grow grain, how do we do it safely, who else is doing it? This is where the SHAKE YOUR PISS! page hopes to be a departure point - a point of inspiration. Good luck on the journey!